Here's your sign

Third time's a charm, right? Not if your name is Lynn. Once again she has bought WOMEN'S underwear. The first pair (above) are funny enough. She doesn't want her underwear to touch her. ??? Weird, I know. The second set were even more humongous. All of us could have fit in them and they wouldn't have "touched" us. She didn't let me take a picture of them. I told her--you are not as big as you think you are! For Pete's Sake! She asked Shirley, "Am I 'misses' or 'womens' sized?" We both told her NOT women's. She ordered her last ones from a big lady catalog. I almost bust a gut laughing when she showed them to me.

Nevertheless, she did it again. First Walmart. Second Roman's. Third Target. This time she says she is going to sew them: "Zip, zip, zip" she said. But are they as cute as these?
Good grief.